10 Things I learned while at Schlitterbahn
*Tattoos are in. Multiple tattoos.
*Many folks are NOT self conscious when it comes to their swim suit choice
*I felt over dressed when wearing a towel wrapped around my waist and a t-shirt
*They close the kiddie pool down for an hour when they discover human waste
*The hot tub is too hot.
*Nontraditional piercings are also very in vogue
*Reapplied sunscreen actually works
*String cheese and chex mix does wonders for cranky children
*Two days is plenty for the under 10 set.
*Preferential treatment rocks. Thanks Greg!