My #2 has a cold. He has been on antibiotics for ten days TODAY, yet that pesky virus doesn't care. His main problem has been coughing. If he were a little more skilled the cough would be mighty productive. As it is, he just hacks and gags and coughs some more.
Yesterday we were driving home from working a little bit and he started coughing. I told him I was so sorry he had all the gunk in his throat. He said "Yeah, I have a lot of junk in my trunk."
I laughed and asked him if he could spit it out.
He said, "No! It's in my nose, you know, like an elephant? I have a lot of junk in my trunk."
Told you this guy was funny!